Les

Baby, you're the baddest, uh

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and, uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

A New York nine's an everywhere else six

Time-wise, the opposite goes for chicks

I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend

He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on West End

He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids

Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig

Most hoes poke holes in Trojans

Most people don't hit the lotto but my folks did

I'm a mess

That don't rhyme with, it's just true

Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you

When I'm depressed you're someone I run to

But, I guess meet me at Pianos

They cross-fadin' off of Nanos

Ugh, on that hipster

And you's a hipster

Yo, but not in the lame way

Like, you ain't livin' out in BK

Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay

Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ

Like, she listenin' to old Freeway

'Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different

Right, that's why your friends need wristbands?

Can I have this dance?

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and, uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom, girl, and, uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

We can pretend if you want to, like

We in love and started dating at your art school

'Cause either way we both lyin' more than half of the time

Except for when I'm home workin' on your graphic design

Every time we see each other, I'm takin' you home

Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stallone

Yellow 911 Persian girl in the back car

But me writin' a verse the only way they buyin' a bar

White boys used to trip and send me over a gin

But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend

She got ironic tattoos on her back

That ain't ironic, I love Rugrats

Watchin' lames handle they fame

They bang any broad with bangs

In a band with an animal name

Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson

Analing anyone is the plan for the evening

I'm kidding, stop

Girl crying "I don't love her"

She still look good though

Love is East Side, who are you to hate?

Movie ass, not a 10 but a Super 8

You ain't see me at the show, I was super great

Hotel penthouse, go on let it ruminate

City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on

Did everything I could, then I kept going

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh

I hope nobody catch us

(I hope nobody catch us)

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

Ooh, girl, I wanna know

Are you ready to cry? 'Cause I'm no good, no good

Ooh, girl, I wanna try

I'm an awful guy and I'm always away

And I'm tryin' to say

I'm a piece of

Believe in this, I'm tellin' you

'Cause we barely knew what we had

I'm not that bad, the fun we had

Oh, oh

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway

Baby, you're the baddest

Baby, you're the baddest girl, and, uh

Nobody else matters

Nobody else matters girl, and, uh

We're kissing in the bathroom

We're kissing in the bathroom girl, and, uh

I hope nobody catch us

But I kinda hope they catch us, anyway